We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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