At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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