Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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