We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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