He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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