Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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