I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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