yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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