Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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