...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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