i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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