i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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