found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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