just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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