He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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