Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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