Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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