By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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