she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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