Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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