He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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