I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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