I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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