My nipple is on Facebook.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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