remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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