OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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