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• (760): View more from California

  can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?

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  oh geez, wrong person.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Want any specific kind of beer?

  (623): View more from Arizona

  Yeah. Alcohol flavor.

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Got it. Anything but Miller.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.

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• (914): View more from New York

  She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We will walk in fields of dick.

  (1-847): View more from Illinois

  You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town

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