She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off