U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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