at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
high people should be assigned attendants
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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