Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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