So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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