Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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