Even the bartender felt bad for me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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