I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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