butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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