He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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