I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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