I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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