Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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