im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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