My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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