god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
