I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
