Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
