Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
If that was your dad, he is hot
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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