you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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