so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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