"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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