I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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