i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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