Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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