the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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