so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I touched a dick in church today
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
