Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
no you cant smoke seaweed
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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