Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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