i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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