this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just cropdusted the office
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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