We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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